Living in a shoe?

Living in a shoe?

You probably all know the famous nursery rhyme:

 

There was an old woman who lived in a shoe.
She had so many children, she didn’t know what to do;
She gave them some broth without any bread;
Then whipped them all soundly and put them to bed.
Well I feel it is Extremely outdated and just cruel, I mean really NO BREAD.
 
This week I want you to update this little nursery rhyme. You can do so by doing any or all of the following, even something on your own:
  • making it about you
  • change the object that is lived in
  • make the kids something else (like cats, dogs, zhu-zhu pets)
  • Just keep the same number of lines
  • make it rhyme.
  • Have Fun!

Bonus: Pick another nursery to corrupt, I mean update.